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An idiot decided to start a chicken from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
An idiot decided to start a chicken farm, so he bought a hundred chickens to start. A month later, he returned to the dealer for another hundred chickens because all of the first lot had died. A month later he was back at the dealers for another hundred chickens for the second lot had also died. "But I think I know where I'm going wrong," said the idiot. "I think I am planting them too deep."

There were two guys working for the from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
There were two guys working for the city. One would dig a hole -- he would dig, dig, dig. The other would come behind him and fill the hole -- fill, fill, fill. These two men worked furiously; one digging a hole, the other filling it up again. A man was watching from the sidewalk and couldn't believe how hard these men were working, but couldn't understand what they were doing. Finally he had to ask them. He said to the hole digger, "I appreciate how hard you work, but what are you doing? You dig a hole and your partner comes behind you and fills it up again!" The hole digger replied, "Oh yeah, must look funny, but the guy who plants the trees is sick today."

One idiot said to the other You from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
One idiot said to the other, "You know, there are really only three kinds of people in the world: those who can count, and those who can't.

What did the idiot do to the from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
What did the idiot do to the flea in his ear? Shot it!

QUESTION Why does the town idiot take from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
QUESTION: Why does the town idiot take his bedroom door off the hinges and put it to the sid every night when he goes to sleep? ANSWER: Because he's afraid someone would look through the keyhole.

Two newfies walked into a pet store from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Two newfies walked into a pet store. The first says "I want four budgies." Salesman-certainly sir, would you like two male and two female or all male or all female? Newfie-I don't care. I just want 4 budgies! Salesman-certainly sir, what color would you like? We have yellow, blue, gr... Newfie - I don't care what color they are, just put four budgies in a box for me. Is that too hard? Salesman - O.K. O.K. The two newfies pay for the budgies and leave. They drive out to this high cliff in Newfoundland and the first newfie reaches in the box and pulls out two of the birds, grasps them firmly and jumps off the cliff while flapping his arms. Of course he SPLATS at the bottom. The second newfie looks down at his friend's twisted remains and says "What a shame. this budgie jumping isn't all it's cracked up to be!"

Q Have you heard about the Irish from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Q: Have you heard about the Irish abortion clinic? A: There's a 12-month waiting list.

Q Did you hear about the Irish from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Q: Did you hear about the 25 Irish people that drowned? A: They were riverdancing.

After interviewing a particularly shortspoken job candidate from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
After interviewing a particularly short-spoken job candidate, I described the person to my boss as rather monosyllabic. My boss said, "Really? Where is Monosyllabia?". Thinking that he was just kidding, I played along and said that it was just south of Elbonia. He replied, "Oh, you mean over by Croatia?"

Fire investigators on Maui have determined the from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Fire investigators on Maui have determined the cause of a blaze that destroyed a $127,000 home last month - a short in the homeowner's newly installed fire prevention alarm system. "This is even worse than last year," said the distraught homeowner, "when someone broke in and stole my new security system..."

A student in Belle West Virginia was from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
A student in Belle, West Virginia was suspended for three days for giving a classmate a cough drop. School principal Forest Mann reiterated the school's "zero-tolerance" policy...not to be confused with the "zero-intelligence" policy.

A yearold boy in Manassas Virginia received from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
A 9-year-old boy in Manassas, Virginia received a one-day suspension under his elementary school's drug policy last week - for Certs! Joey Hoeffer allegedly told a classmate that the mints would make him "jump higher."

An Illinois man pretending to have a from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
An Illinois man pretending to have a gun kidnapped a motorist and forced him to drive to two different automated teller machines. The kidnapper then proceeded to withdraw money from his own bank accounts.

Why did the Aggie call in the from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Why did the Aggie call 911 in the car wash? - He thought he saw the rotating car washer as a tornado

How do you keep an imbecile happy from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
How do you keep an imbecile happy all his life ? Tell him a joke when he's a baby !

Why did the idiot have his sundial from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Why did the idiot have his sundial floodlit ? So he could tell the time at night !

Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Did you hear about the stupid Kamikaze pilot ? He flew 57 missions !

Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Why did Silly Sue throw her guitar away ? Because it had a hole in the middle.

A guy walking down a street one from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
A guy walking down a street one afternoon passes an old man sitting on the side of the road with a large sack. The younger guy says to the old man, "Watcha got in the sack?" The old man responds, "I got some monkeys in that there sack." The younger man asks, "If I guess how many monkeys you got in the sack, can I keep one?" The old man replies, "Son, if you guess how many monkeys I got in this sack, I'll give you both of 'em!"

Sister Why are you putting the saddle from Flashcomment Idiot and fool jokes Jokes
Sister: Why are you putting the saddle on backward ? Brother: How do you know which way I'm going ?